I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
You’re a legend.
THIS IS MY FAV POST OF ALL TIME
I love puns.
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
rest in pizza
crust has risen
Praise the guda lord.
So I’ve always been realllllllyyyy terrible at getting people gifts ( I even got my bestest friend - the person I am closest with - the same book 2 years in a row… ) but I’m super proud of the present that I got my bf for his birthday!!! And now that I finally gave it to him I can brag about it hehe.
Besides getting tickets to see his favorite bands play this week, I also got him these epic hand-etched glasses that i had custom made since he loves Brand New. AND I used what little drawing skills I have to decorate the wrapping paper for him too.
Gee I’m so proud of myself hehe
awesome present is awesome
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
I’ve been waiting for this
God I love you people.
This is an important moment in history.
Knight’s Passage, Rhodes, Greece
So let’s make a deck, we’ll obviously run 5 colors because why not utilize all colors available? We’re running 2 of each God because we obviously don’t want to draw multiples, right? So that puts us at 30 cards, and if we’re 5 colors we are obviously not passing on Chromanticore so let’s add in 2 of him. Now we need a bit of fixing, so let’s make sure to run 4 Chomatic Lantern so we can cast our spells. And since we just spent money on two of each God, we can’t afford much of a land base so let’s run 24 basics, with 5 of each color except red only gets 4 because reasons. Let’s be honest, using dual lands would have made everything too easy so sticking with basics is keeping this deck from hitting the banlist.
And I’m sure that’s the exact process MTG Pro Tour winners use when deck building, since we know they’ll all be running this exact deck at PT Journey Into Nyx.
lol but what about devotion?
It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.
holy fucking shit
WHAT THE FRICK
Lol no. It’s because he “squirt”s stuff, and he’s like a tur”tle”. Kinda like how Blastoise “blast”s stuff, and is like a tor”toise”. Although Squirtle does kinda look like a squirrel, sorta.
I think the original pokedex entries said something about shooting water or foam or something too.